I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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