I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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