You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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