Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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