what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Do vagina's smell?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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