Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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