are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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