what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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