Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
