question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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