yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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