So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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