i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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