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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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