yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person