I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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