I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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