you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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