i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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