yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
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well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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