fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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