Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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