i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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