My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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