So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
this beer tastes like vomit already
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize