I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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