Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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