your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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