Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Someone signed my nipple.
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