i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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