Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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