There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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