I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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