i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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