just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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