I feel great
I just peed on a car
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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