gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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