I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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