Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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