I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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