We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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