Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices