Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.