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• (323): View more from California

  You know you want to come over later

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  1:27a: Um no

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  1:45a: Maybe

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  2:05a: Probably

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  2:38a: I'm outside, let me in

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm not a real person

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  I'm sorry, everyone knows that

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  ...there is blood under my fingernails.

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  ...I hope my roomates are okay.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm your Election Erection Connection

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment

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