I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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