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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Yes but- 100% agreed

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(631): View more from New York

I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.

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(503): View more from Oregon

My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.

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(240): View more from Maryland

You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.

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(954): View more from Florida

8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.

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(315): View more from New York

i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN

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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?

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