We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you win again, gameday.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.