Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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