Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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