I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.