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• (281): View more from Texas

  i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.

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  7) Noodle arms: engage

  (269): View more from Michigan

  The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is

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• (425): View more from Washington

  THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head

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