Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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