But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
