In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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