Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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