this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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