I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.