You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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