You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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