Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
