I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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