I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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