Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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