She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
you never un-have a 4some
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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