i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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